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off shit

The thing you say when you say oof incorrectly.
off shit... I meant oof.
by . ‍ February 15, 2019
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Fresh off shit island

A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.
"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"
by Mandylu January 14, 2019
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Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.
Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.
by Doshiku August 1, 2025
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Rip your head off and shit down your neck

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"
by AKACroatalin March 19, 2015
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get your shit off

I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.

I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.

Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.
by Spray Tan September 8, 2015
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shit off a shovel

Very Fast.

In the days when trains had a driver and a fireman to load coal and it was necessary to answer a call of nature you would shit on the coal shovel and then throw it in the fire as quick as possible because of smell and hygiene. As the shovel had coal dust on it, the shit did not stick. Interestingly the same shovel could be cleaned with steam and could be used to cook bacon and eggs.
A motorcyclist in a collision. He shot off his bike like shit off a shovel.

That car is fast it goes like shit off a shovel.

An orange VW caravanette, with Subaru impreza 2L engine, went like shit off a well greased shovel.
by Slangboy January 6, 2006
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shit off

an alternative way of politely asking someone to fuck off. it is more funny to use in conversation as not many people say it.
"mum can i have some money to pay for anal sex after school?" mum replies "shit off!"
by McSquigan May 20, 2007
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