offshit

just not on and off like a bitch but not full bitch

Steven smoked pep spice before going bowling thursday night. Not totally off-fuck, but hes offshit.

by beanshit November 12, 2010

Strategic Offsite

A term to put on one's calendar to make a meeting at a bar or tavern appear as a work event.

Let's meet at 2:30 p.m. on Friday for a "Strategic Offsite."

by Banditrider7 April 24, 2015

Fresh off shit island

A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.

"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"

by Mandylu January 14, 2019

offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.

I am, offsite working today.

by itbchrissy November 8, 2017

off shit

The thing you say when you say oof incorrectly.

off shit... I meant oof.

by . ‍ February 15, 2019

offwhitepenguin

l33t - The essense of l33tness

0MG! h3 i5 so l33t!

or

j00 s0 l33t!

by offwhitepenguin December 27, 2003

offwhitenergy

the most awesome bitch alive. you won’t find anyone better than offwhitenergy.

“ayo isn’t that offwhitenergy? that bitch is sexy af”

by 😊🤔😊🤞 March 18, 2021