off my tits

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled

"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"

by The Traveller July 28, 2005

Off my tits

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.

Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!

by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010

get off my tit

is used to replace the following: leave me alone, quit bugging me about it, anytime you feel you have had enough!

LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard.
LoserB: when i have time
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard, dude??
LoserB: GET OFF MY TIT.

by LoserB December 13, 2009

Buzzing Off My Tits

A euphoric state-of-mind which is similar to the effect of drugs. It involves a heightened sense of joy. Can overcome anyone at anytime.

Not to be used in front of family members, because it might sound inappropriate.

Miriam said to Liz: I'm buzzing off my tits!

*

I was wigging, but now i'm buzzing off my tits!

by Big Mushrooms April 04, 2011

getting off my tits

Getting totally drunk

I'm going out tonight and getting off my tits!!

by Jusjay69 December 30, 2016

Pissed fucked off my hammer tits

To be very drunk. Derived from various English and American slang terms for drunkenness.

Jane: "Did you have many drinks today?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah, I am pissed fucked off my hammer tits!"

by manfromengland November 08, 2010