off-my-nuts

Said as one word, off-my-nuts means please get out of my grill, or out of my business, or leave me alone. Any synonym works. i.e., kindly extricate yourself from my testes.

Yo, seriously dude, get the fuck off-my-nuts. Or, Mrs. Smith, for the last time, I didn't do my math homework, so off-my-nuts. Or, Dad, I will clean my room later, off-my-nuts. Or even, Sally, I am sorry I stood you up, but you have got to stop hassling me--off-my-nuts.

off-my-nuts by H-town May 25, 2006

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hop off my nuts

Another way to say "chill out", "leave me alone", or "get off my ass."

Gets great response, causes the person who's on your ass to shut the hell up and back down.

Mom: Gonzo, did you do your homework yet?
Gonzo: Ma, hop of my nuts.
Mom: Yes master.

or

Fatass in car behind me: (Honking) Hey asshole, get off the road!
Gonzo: What the hell am I supposed to do? The jackoff in front of me is going slow, so hop off my nuts.
Fatass: Oh, sorry. I'm fat and stupid.

hop off my nuts by GONZO! July 28, 2008

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get off my nuts

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

get off my nuts by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006