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Off beat 

When a disabled fuck tries to hit a dance move on the beat but is 3-4 business days off.
Juan: Let me hit dis move real quick *doesn't hit it in time*
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat

off-beat 

his albums off-beat
it will grow on you
off-beat by Gamers4sho March 14, 2020

Off-beat Susan 

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.
Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.
Off-beat Susan by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004

butter beat off 

When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.
“Put your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat off”
butter beat off by Changaa November 18, 2020

Beat Off Coma 

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
Beat Off Coma by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

beat off wife 

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
beat off wife by asscracky49 December 20, 2010
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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