by snız January 4, 2019
Get the off beatmug. Juan: Let me hit dis move real quick *doesn't hit it in time*
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat
by can u let a nigga borrow a pen August 31, 2023
Get the Off beatmug. Off-beat Susan
n.
1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.
n.
1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.
by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004
Get the Off-beat Susanmug. the best co-ed collegiate a cappella group in the country, composed of undergraduates at the university of pennsylvania. they specialize in pop and modern rock.
by quake05 March 14, 2004
Get the off the beatmug. A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.
by Narakgar September 8, 2019
Get the Cracked off the beatmug. 1) Slang term for male masturbation.
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
Get the beating offmug. 