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word i invented. It doesnt mean shit but nevertheless i still use it to express idiocy towards other idiots being the idiot that i am.
(Any question or observation will do)

my reply: oegie

Usually then a weird look is given or the request to repeat the reply. After the second time a well placed kick in groin concludes the interaction.
oegie by meh February 9, 2005
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ballet orgies

A large collection of ballerinas and ballerhinos doing sexy stuff together
We have ballet orgies after class every Monday and Friday.
ballet orgies by Gay ballerhino April 5, 2019
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to be absolutely zoinked out of your mindd off da perc.
Brandon over there is ogied off da perc frfr on crip no blood no cap deadass no carnival no games absolutely zonkered.
Ogied by xX_ogied_off_da_perc_Xx December 1, 2021
Some big polish fella with a gifted head of hair. He’s a sexy bastard and deserves all the Fanny in the world. Has a massive shlong and is very funny
Look at that guy, he’s a total Olgierd
olgierd by BigBastard69 October 9, 2021
A male who Masterbates on the website omegle.
masterbation omegle Jacking off Omegie penis jerking off omege no lifes horny
Omegie by scoopsie double day July 9, 2010
"Man I swear, that shit looks oogie"
Oogie by Silver the Rogue August 31, 2020

Secret Gay Orgies 

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
Secret Gay Orgies by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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