octasexual 

one who is sexually attracted to men, women, "he-shes," both kinds of transvestites, animals, inatimate objects, and food

Sounds like he's an octasexual.

octasexual by Sly Cooper Esquire December 5, 2010

octosexual 

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

octsexual 

someone who engages in sexual intercourse with males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, plants, aliens, inanimate objects, and ideas

Drew is an octsexual.

octsexual by Drewdle December 6, 2006

Otpsexual 

When you feel attraction (love e.t.c) towards your OTPs, instead of actual people.

Kate: Are you gay?
Liz: No. I'm otpsexual

Otpsexual by OnionTears April 14, 2016

octisexual

Wants to engage in sexual intercourse with men, women, animals, plants, hermaphrodites, ideas, aliens and inanimate objects.

A human that is octisexual wants to engage in sexual intercourse with 8 people/objects

octisexual by John JacobHeimerSchmidtson May 20, 2008

Optosexual 

An individual who is able to choose the person(s) they are sexually attracted to, but otherwise does not experience sexual attraction

Ex:

Person 1: "Alice chooses who she likes?"
Person 2: "Yeah! It's called Optosexual"

Optosexual by ZzSchritzZ April 16, 2020

Octosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.

Sally is such an Octosexual

Octosexual by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009