octavsexual

attracted to octavia blake

i am octavsexual because she is hot and dangerous😼

by the100fan February 2, 2021

octosexual

Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

octsexual

someone who engages in sexual intercourse with males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, plants, aliens, inanimate objects, and ideas

Drew is an octsexual.

by Drewdle December 6, 2006

octasexual

one who is sexually attracted to men, women, "he-shes," both kinds of transvestites, animals, inatimate objects, and food

Sounds like he's an octasexual.

by Sly Cooper Esquire December 5, 2010

octisexual

Wants to engage in sexual intercourse with men, women, animals, plants, hermaphrodites, ideas, aliens and inanimate objects.

A human that is octisexual wants to engage in sexual intercourse with 8 people/objects

by John JacobHeimerSchmidtson May 20, 2008

Octosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to beings possessing precisely 8 legs. It is especially prominent amongst females due to their ability to multitask.

Octopi and arachnids are the two most prominent Octosexual figures worldwide.

Sally is such an Octosexual

by Aljoho2 April 8, 2009

Octosexual

Octosexual: Those that are of the octosexual orientation. Octosexuals enjoy Men, Women, Bi men, Bi women, Lesbians, Gay men, Beastality, and many other questionable things. Octosexuality was invented by a young woman on January 9th, 1995. This is still practiced today. The octosexual lifestyle was official founded January 9, 1995, but some readings may suggest it dates back hundreds of years before gaining popularity in 1995.

Boyd: Did you see Jen's cat? She's so octosexual, she actually...did it.

Curtis: I would like to have an orgy with Georgie, Rebecca, an old shoe and my shitzu, Holtz.''

Luke: Is John sexualy confused? I saw him dating a bi man, bi woman, and a gay man. I also saw him...going on a cat.
Steph: Oh no, John's just octosexual.
Luke: Oh! Makes so much sense!

by Phantom of the Octos January 8, 2012