obthering 

being a complete and utter asshole, and using any means to prove how right you are.

'god, look at him. what an obthering bastard.'

obthering by captainobvious November 15, 2004

ottering 

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

ottering by deerex August 17, 2010

sea ottering 

"Sea ottering" is to cuddle and fall asleep with a partner.

This is because sea otters often rest together in 'rafts' and hold paws so that they don't float away from their group, as seen in the popular YouTube video "Otters holding hands" by user cynthiaholmes.

Girl: Sea otters are so cute. Did you know they hold paws when they sleep to keep from floating away from eachother?

Boy: Haha no I never knew that, that's actually pretty cute.

Girl: Isn't it!

Boy: Yeah, and hey, maybe we can 'sea otter' sometime, yeah?

Girl: Okay! I look forward to sea ottering with you. *wink

sea ottering by JakeyJ November 8, 2010

Obittering 

The act of using social networking sites to spread the news of a celebrity death, whether it's true or not.

I heard about Michael Jackson when everybody started obittering about it on FaceBook.

Obittering by HP.Twitter July 5, 2009

god bothering 

The general completion of any activity related to religion. Church or other Holy site visiting, reading bibles or other sacred texts, door to door recruiting of followers, praying, inciting others to receive religion. Refers to the fact that any supreme being is probably fed up of the constant stream of followers craving his or her attention at all hours of the day and night.

Its Sunday, see them all rushing to the church for a bit of god bothering?

god bothering by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

Ottering 

Verb

The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.

Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.

Man1: Is Mikaila owling?

Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering

Man1: Strength

Ottering by Cosmo S. August 4, 2011

Ottering 

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

Ottering by Hof500 October 1, 2020