god bothering

The general completion of any activity related to religion. Church or other Holy site visiting, reading bibles or other sacred texts, door to door recruiting of followers, praying, inciting others to receive religion. Refers to the fact that any supreme being is probably fed up of the constant stream of followers craving his or her attention at all hours of the day and night.

Its Sunday, see them all rushing to the church for a bit of god bothering?

by Paulsinhis30's April 5, 2009

god-botherer

a person who knocks on your door at an ungodly hour sunday morning, in an effort to convert you to the worship of his/her faith.

Housemate1: who was at the door?

housemate2: bloody god-botherer.

by adrian the great of Albany September 7, 2008

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

God Botherer

A person who bothers poor old God too much with their excessive annoying devotion.

& who tries to convert people to the lord.

God: STFU.
God Botherer: I love you. Thank you, praise you, man.
God: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
God Botherer: *whimpers* But I love you!
God: Well, I really don't love you. Thanks anyway.

by HALBHALB May 22, 2008

god botherer

Noun: Person with floppy arms living in fear of a Deity which probably doesn't even know they exist. Usually interfering hypocrites.

I see the god botherer hasn't cleaned her teeth again.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

god bothers

cunts who knock on ya door at 5 am

knock, knock FUCK OFF AND GO HAVE SEX WIV EACH OVA

by geordie May 11, 2003

god botherer

Looks like that skanky, workshy god botherer has left us up shit creek again, depressing self-righteous individual that it is

by Anonymous April 30, 2003