Hof500's definitions

Canner

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

by Hof500 October 1, 2020

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

by Hof500 January 22, 2021

Fudded

Fuckin genius 5 minutes ago

That is brilliant it is totally fudded

by Hof500 July 13, 2019

Hofitel

Melbourne accommodation where da party is at

Let’s get some rack and party at the Hofitel

by Hof500 November 28, 2022

Ottering

Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed

I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead

by Hof500 October 1, 2020