nuttey

Your hero.

NC is everyones hero.

by Mr.N September 20, 2003

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nutterflies

the nervous feeling that arises when you want to stroke the salami, but fear that someone might walk in or come home.

I really want to watch Brazilian Bangbus, but I got nutterflies since mom will be home in ten minutes.

by Johny Salami May 11, 2011

nuttypoo

Peanut butter

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

nutterbutter buddies

When one buddy puts his nuts in another buddy's butt.

"Put your nutter in my butter, my nutter butter buddy."

"I love me some nutterbutter buddies."

by Originalnutter January 24, 2014