nutsub

A seemingly nutty or uncanny submission

His boss looked the nutsub through and said it's nutty, but please do.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nubsub

A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.

Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.

by dwaynebank December 21, 2009

nutsuckgamer82

A man named Owen Holtzer, aka the gamer who sucked nuts back in ‘82

“Yo I think that’s nutsuckgamer82!”
“Really? Like THE nutsuckgamer82?”

by DripTarts October 13, 2022

Nutsupplier

A person who gives (supplies) pleasure to others

They call me the Nutsupplier, because I supplied your mom with the nut.

by Nutsupplier May 18, 2020

nutsulu

A very nice girl, likes listening to Kpop, her favourite band is Day6. She’s always up for adventures and loves Kdramas to death

I saw Nutsulu with eaJ Park yesterday

by GorillaPrincess April 22, 2021

nutrub

The motion of rubbing ones nuts in a circular motion in order to achieve a sense of relief or sexual pleasure.

example 1:
liam: wot the hell are you doing?
aaron: giving them a nutrub, they're itchy.

example 2:
aaron: im bored.
liam: im not, im giving my self a nutrub, its great.

by Aaron Payne December 13, 2008