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Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

nutribullshit 

The shit you take after drinking from the Nutribullet.
"Sorry, can't chat! I have to take my 4th Nutribullshit of the morning!"
nutribullshit by @arthritictongue February 24, 2014
When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.
While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump
nubrub by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

Nutrumbler 

When your sitting down and your balls are a tad sweaty and you fart and the fart causes your nuts to rumble.
I was in the middle of a gaming session and i pulled a nutrumbler.
Nutrumbler by Migit109 June 10, 2010

ube nutribun 

noun

• a slang for a corpse in a mausoleum, especially one that has Handel's "Messiah" playing to it 24/7.
The ube nutribun is getting moldy, we better burn it and hrow away the ashes at a dirty river!
ube nutribun by amatteroffact81 April 15, 2022

Wedge Numrub 

A phrase used to describe a specific breed of 'tard: the everyday 'tard, be it the actual Wedge Numrub, or that one guy down the street that eats monitors.
"Hey, Billy, you know Wedge Numrub?"

"Yeah?"

"He's a 'tard."

"I WILL NOW CONSUME YOUR SUPPLE MAN-FLESH!"
Wedge Numrub by Joncent Cherkins. January 2, 2006
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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