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The motion of rubbing ones nuts in a circular motion in order to achieve a sense of relief or sexual pleasure.
example 1:
liam: wot the hell are you doing?
aaron: giving them a nutrub, they're itchy.

example 2:
aaron: im bored.
liam: im not, im giving my self a nutrub, its great.
nutrub by Aaron Payne December 13, 2008
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Clag Nut Rub 

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face
Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad
Clag Nut Rub by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

nutribullshit 

The shit you take after drinking from the Nutribullet.
"Sorry, can't chat! I have to take my 4th Nutribullshit of the morning!"
nutribullshit by @arthritictongue February 24, 2014
When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.
While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump
nubrub by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

Nutrumbler 

When your sitting down and your balls are a tad sweaty and you fart and the fart causes your nuts to rumble.
I was in the middle of a gaming session and i pulled a nutrumbler.
Nutrumbler by Migit109 June 10, 2010

ube nutribun 

noun

• a slang for a corpse in a mausoleum, especially one that has Handel's "Messiah" playing to it 24/7.
The ube nutribun is getting moldy, we better burn it and hrow away the ashes at a dirty river!
ube nutribun by amatteroffact81 April 15, 2022

Wedge Numrub 

A phrase used to describe a specific breed of 'tard: the everyday 'tard, be it the actual Wedge Numrub, or that one guy down the street that eats monitors.
"Hey, Billy, you know Wedge Numrub?"

"Yeah?"

"He's a 'tard."

"I WILL NOW CONSUME YOUR SUPPLE MAN-FLESH!"
Wedge Numrub by Joncent Cherkins. January 2, 2006
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