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netrosexual 

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
netrosexual by elliott February 4, 2005

Nitrosexual 

Someone who has sex with men, women, animals, and inanimate objects.
I saw a guy fucking a dog, and then a water bottle, he must be a nitrosexual.
Nitrosexual by jwrj53 August 24, 2011

Nutsexual 

When someone only feels sexual attraction to Georgenotfound.

They must be a part of the Nutty gang to use this label.
"I am nutsexual, therefore I am sexually attracted to Goergenotfound"
Nutsexual by cloudysweets January 30, 2022

neutrasexual

Someone who lacks sexuality. Attracted to neither males or females
Jane: Do you think Bob is gay ? He turns down every girl!
Jason: No he turned down all the guys too, including me
Jane: He must be neutrasexual....
Jason: Agreed
neutrasexual by Topballer_23 February 25, 2010

netrosexual 

n. 1. A person who regularly seeks out web sites that provide erotic content. 2. A person who regularly interacts erotically with others on the internet through chatrooms, newsgroups, forums or email. May use anonymity to disguise their true age, gender or usual sexual orientation. —netrosexuality n.
Many internet users are "closet" netrosexuals.
netrosexual by jsavage December 13, 2003

Netrosexual 

A word for people who are in a virtual relationship or flirt like they are in one but deny it. Commonly associated with matching profile pictures, statuses that are linked and giving or receiving nitro.
Those damn Netrosexuals make me sick.
Netrosexual by TheApolloArcher September 12, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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