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neutrasexual

Someone who lacks sexuality. Attracted to neither males or females
Jane: Do you think Bob is gay ? He turns down every girl!
Jason: No he turned down all the guys too, including me
Jane: He must be neutrasexual....
Jason: Agreed
neutrasexual by Topballer_23 February 25, 2010
Words you can keep

neutrasexual

Someone who is so fulfilled by the music of Neutral Milk Hotel that they no longer have any sexual desire.
Hot girl: "Do you want to have sex?"
Neutrasexual: "Can't we listen to 'In the Aeroplane Over the Sea' instead?"

nutrisexual 

One who is sexually attracted to any type of nutrition.
John: Whoa, look at how much that fat chick eats!

Bob: Yeah, she's a nutrisexual.

nutrisexual by avidEater October 22, 2008

netrosexual 

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium
Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.
netrosexual by elliott February 4, 2005

netrosexual 

n. 1. A person who regularly seeks out web sites that provide erotic content. 2. A person who regularly interacts erotically with others on the internet through chatrooms, newsgroups, forums or email. May use anonymity to disguise their true age, gender or usual sexual orientation. —netrosexuality n.
Many internet users are "closet" netrosexuals.
netrosexual by jsavage December 13, 2003

Netrosexual 

A word for people who are in a virtual relationship or flirt like they are in one but deny it. Commonly associated with matching profile pictures, statuses that are linked and giving or receiving nitro.
Those damn Netrosexuals make me sick.
Netrosexual by TheApolloArcher September 12, 2022

Netrosexual 

Describes a person that only acts gay when online. Follows the trendy "Metrosexual" term.
Matt: "Want to cyber?"
Bob: "No.. I hear you are a fake.. A Phony.. You Netrosexual you.."
Netrosexual by AtaRi. July 20, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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