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Post Nut Nap (PNN) 

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

Nut and Nap 

Commonly known as, "The best 1, 2 punch in history," or as "N&N." It is when you proceed to masturbate and finish, "nut," and then become drowsy to nap. Common among college-aged-teens
"Hey what are you about to do?"
-"Probably do some homework, get in the 1, 2 punch, and do some more homework."
"Nice dude! The nut and nap all day."
Nut and Nap by GodifTitsAndWine October 1, 2018

nut napkin 

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....
nut napkin by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

nut napkin 

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.
nut napkin by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016

community nut napkin 

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom
“Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”
community nut napkin by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

nut napkin 

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin
damn it i lost my nut napkin
nut napkin by landin porson March 8, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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