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Post Nut Nap (PNN) 

A state in which one falls asleep after ejaculating.

Symptoms include:
Feeling tired/ worn out after fapping
Falling asleep after fapping
"Hey, you're late!"
"Sorry I had a Post Nut Nap (PNN)"

Nut and Nap 

Commonly known as, "The best 1, 2 punch in history," or as "N&N." It is when you proceed to masturbate and finish, "nut," and then become drowsy to nap. Common among college-aged-teens
"Hey what are you about to do?"
-"Probably do some homework, get in the 1, 2 punch, and do some more homework."
"Nice dude! The nut and nap all day."
Nut and Nap by GodifTitsAndWine October 1, 2018

nut napkin 

A small wad of used kleenex or other tissue paper left on the nightstand after your friend and his girl sleep in your guest bedroom.
You better stop leaving your fucking nut napkins laying on my furniture son....
nut napkin by jimmycakes May 26, 2016

nut napkin 

A tissue in which a person jizzes in to.
Bob: I was stroking my willy yesterday and my mom walked in so I crammed my nut napkin in my mouth.
nut napkin by Sloppy McFloppy July 29, 2016

community nut napkin 

a shared towel used to ejaculate in with the boys, preferably placed in the bathroom
Kyle, where’s the community nut napkin?”
community nut napkin by stupiddthicc September 28, 2019

nut napkin 

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin
nut napkin by landin porson March 8, 2019