numpert
numpert by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008
Numper
a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained
death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.
*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson
**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"
***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat
I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.
Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019
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numpert • Numper • numbertaker • numbertard • numberthing • numbertize • Numbertwonity • Numpet • number three • number two
numper
a cuntish person.
Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant
numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019
Numbertwonity
Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.
Numbertwonity by Teach Ben September 3, 2021
numper
numper by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023
numbertard
Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.
READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!
numbertard by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008
Numpet
Numpet by tyler dillon April 3, 2007
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