numpert

A retarded individual commonly known as John Brennan.

"John Brennan is a complete and udder numpert"

by Semolinapilchard November 10, 2008

Numper

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019

Numbertwonity

A precious opportunity to take a “Number Two”

Oof. We’re not stopping for a while, you better take this numbertwonity cause you’ll be shit out of luck if you don’t.

by Teach Ben September 3, 2021

numper

like a number, but better.

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"

by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023

numbertard

Term for idiots whose blog comments are numbers (i.e., FIRST! FRIST!!!1, or any variant thereof). Is especially for, but not exclusive to, those who post "FIRST!" despite knowing their post is NOT first, resulting in an epic fail at cleverness.

READER COMMENTS
1. steve - July 29, 2008 4:02 PM
What is the point of this blog post?
2. htownboiii - July 29, 2008 4:09 PM
FRIST!!!!!!!
3. bdog - July 29, 2008 4:13 PM
@2 - Get off this board, you freaking numbertard!

by K. Lee from Houston August 25, 2008

Numpet

Small asian like stump fuck standing about 4 foot 9 inches tall

as Patricia walked down the hall, rhett looked at her and said, " man she is a fucking numpet!"

by tyler dillon April 3, 2007