thats numbervang en schpielen
by big john the jew July 11, 2007
Get the numbervang mug.The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.
Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...
A, 2 and D are used.
Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...
A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.
by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003
Get the Buzz Numbering System mug.The following numbers ARE Numberwang: 1, 22, 7, 9, 1002, 2.3, 15, 109876567, 31 etc.
And these numbers are NOT Numberwang: 1, 11, 7, 9, 5667, 0.0009, 69, 5 etc.
There, that should clear that up for you.
And these numbers are NOT Numberwang: 1, 11, 7, 9, 5667, 0.0009, 69, 5 etc.
There, that should clear that up for you.
by Digitalnonsense November 20, 2006
Get the Numberwang mug.by Jordan Davies November 1, 2006
Get the Numberwang mug.The rules are fairly simple but the process for finding NumberWang is nearly impossible. The process for finding NumberWang used to take hours and hours to find because the formula was an entire 1400 page text book. Now, finding NumberWang is simple. You say a number that you think is NumberWang and the NumberWang Robot, Coloson, will answer for you. However during the early 1960's apearance of Coloson on TV, Coloson decided to take over the world and said "I am NumberWang, The world is NumberWang, therefore I am the world!" The makers of Coloson, who forsaw this event, installed a fail-safe. The only way to stop Coloson was to show it a picture of a chicken. Now Coloson is kept in the basement of the BBC TV Center. NumberWang is now a world phenomonon. It is on Austrailian TV, New Zealand TV and even American TV where instead of saying "Thats NumberWang!!" they say "Yes, That is a number..."
{first TV NumberWang}
Host: Good Evening and welcome to a new piece of enlessness which we're calling, NumberWang.
Miss. Julia...
Julia: 7
Host: We'll just have to check that with the Boffins. Was that NumberWang?
Boffin 1: It'll take a few hours im afraid...
Host: Well, In the mean time, some music (hums British National Anthem)
{Later TV NumberWang}
Host Robert Robinson: Ahhh, Hello hello, welcome to NumberWang with me Robert Robinson and the worlds first commercial NumberWang solving computer, Coloson
Coloson: I AM COLOSON
Host Robert Robinson: Indeed you are, Round one will begin. Miss Julia to play first
Julia: 7
Host Robert Robinson: Could it be NumberWang? Coloson?
Coloson: NO
Host Robert Robinson: Ahh, would that it were NumberWang alas it is not.
{Even Later less boring NumberWang}
Host: Round 2, Fish Numbers! Julia?
Julia: EEL-even
Host: Lets ask Coloson... Where's he gone? Oh my God, Coloson's lose!
Coloson: I AM COLOSON, I AM NUMBERWANG, THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG, THEREFORE I AM THE WORLD! YOU MUST ALL DIE! I AM COLOSON, I AM NUMBERWANG, THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG! (sees picture of a chicken) I OBEY!
(Today's NumberWang)
Host: Hi and welcome to the maths game that simply everyones talking about! Julia any pets?
Julia: no
Host: ok, Simon?
Simon: yes
Host: great! Any hobbies?
Julia: yes
Simon: no
Host: exellent! Lets play NumberWang!! Julia you start.
Julia: 11
Simon: 25
Julia: 67
Simon: 23
Host: THATS NUMBERWANG!! Round 2, Simon.
Simon: 45
Julia: 14
Simon: 90
Julia: 98
Host: THATS THE NUMBERWANG BONUS! Lets Rotate the board!
(the 2 contestants turn around on a turn table and some abstract thing like a news caster behind a desk or a dentist pulling someones teeth out is on the other side)
Host: Right! Lets play WangerNumb! Julia.
Julia: 19
(host shakes his head)
Simon:16
(host shakes his head)
Julia: 12
(host shakes his head)
Simon: 4
(host looks anxious)
Julia: 4
(host looks more anxious)
Simon:4
(host looks even more anxious)
Julia: (slight hesitation) 4?
Host:OOO! you've just been WangerNumbed! Now Simon gets a new car and you get beaten with an aluminium bat! (woman in sparkely dress comes from behind the turn table and starts hitting Julia with an aluminium bat.) Thanks for Watching NumberWang!
Host: Good Evening and welcome to a new piece of enlessness which we're calling, NumberWang.
Miss. Julia...
Julia: 7
Host: We'll just have to check that with the Boffins. Was that NumberWang?
Boffin 1: It'll take a few hours im afraid...
Host: Well, In the mean time, some music (hums British National Anthem)
{Later TV NumberWang}
Host Robert Robinson: Ahhh, Hello hello, welcome to NumberWang with me Robert Robinson and the worlds first commercial NumberWang solving computer, Coloson
Coloson: I AM COLOSON
Host Robert Robinson: Indeed you are, Round one will begin. Miss Julia to play first
Julia: 7
Host Robert Robinson: Could it be NumberWang? Coloson?
Coloson: NO
Host Robert Robinson: Ahh, would that it were NumberWang alas it is not.
{Even Later less boring NumberWang}
Host: Round 2, Fish Numbers! Julia?
Julia: EEL-even
Host: Lets ask Coloson... Where's he gone? Oh my God, Coloson's lose!
Coloson: I AM COLOSON, I AM NUMBERWANG, THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG, THEREFORE I AM THE WORLD! YOU MUST ALL DIE! I AM COLOSON, I AM NUMBERWANG, THE WORLD IS NUMBERWANG! (sees picture of a chicken) I OBEY!
(Today's NumberWang)
Host: Hi and welcome to the maths game that simply everyones talking about! Julia any pets?
Julia: no
Host: ok, Simon?
Simon: yes
Host: great! Any hobbies?
Julia: yes
Simon: no
Host: exellent! Lets play NumberWang!! Julia you start.
Julia: 11
Simon: 25
Julia: 67
Simon: 23
Host: THATS NUMBERWANG!! Round 2, Simon.
Simon: 45
Julia: 14
Simon: 90
Julia: 98
Host: THATS THE NUMBERWANG BONUS! Lets Rotate the board!
(the 2 contestants turn around on a turn table and some abstract thing like a news caster behind a desk or a dentist pulling someones teeth out is on the other side)
Host: Right! Lets play WangerNumb! Julia.
Julia: 19
(host shakes his head)
Simon:16
(host shakes his head)
Julia: 12
(host shakes his head)
Simon: 4
(host looks anxious)
Julia: 4
(host looks more anxious)
Simon:4
(host looks even more anxious)
Julia: (slight hesitation) 4?
Host:OOO! you've just been WangerNumbed! Now Simon gets a new car and you get beaten with an aluminium bat! (woman in sparkely dress comes from behind the turn table and starts hitting Julia with an aluminium bat.) Thanks for Watching NumberWang!
by Christian Greaves April 26, 2008
Get the Numberwang mug.Someone who thinks they are cool because they were the first, second, third or any number thereof to post in a forum thread, on a video, or an article. the fact of the matter is they aren't cool they are little fags with no originality whatsoever.
Guy 1: first! OMG you guys suckzorz!!
Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!
Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!
Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.
Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!
Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!
Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.
by Aedu December 20, 2010
Get the numberfag mug.Annoying friend on AIM: H3y br0 w4n4 h4ng 0ut????
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.
Other annoying person that still uses AOL: Not if your going to talk using numbering.
by Anybody but... February 3, 2014
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