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Webb - A bossy, impatient man with ample knowledge.

Webbed - To be confronted by a webb.

Webbish - Descriptive term for a webb.

To webbskily do something - To go about something in a webb-like fashion.
My uncle's a webb. I got webbed by the mechanic after stealing his torque wrench. He's a snotty, webbish bastard. I webbskily insulted that dodgy dealer.
by soapus September 19, 2004
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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what u call a large black men who enjoys yelling at small children, calling them names, and eating cucumbers
damn jemal really likes cucumbers

ya hes a major webb
by roberto camoze April 28, 2008
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Someone who gets joy from torturing Sessler's.
Just cause I don't like Final Fantasy doesn't mean you have to be such a webb.
by Philip April 06, 2004
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A pacifist.
One who clanks around in Timberland boots and smokes a lot.
To be ticklish.
That Webb got all in my face until I advanced on him, waggling my hands. He thought I would tickle him...to death.
by The Way in Northeast November 12, 2009
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Man walks into barbers and asks for a Webb I.e. flat top....
by manisoto March 07, 2014
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