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Part of the outrageous radio show - The Chris Morris Radio Show on Radio 1 (UK) - where, in one show, satirist Chris Morris (see The Day Today, Brasseye, Blue Jam) persuades his radio sidekick to borrow (steal) a baby from London's Oxford Street and take it back to the studio. It is then tied to two large helium ballons and tea strainers placed over its eyes in an attempt to make it look like The Fly. A game then ensues where the, now floating, baby is batted over the mixing desk with large spoons. The game is known as Big Spoon Baby Balloon and is soon to be an Olympic event.
Dude: I'm bored babysitting...lets play a game!
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
Patrick Bateman: Ok. But what will we play? Mind if I stick on my Huey Lewis CD by the way?
Dude: Yeah..go for it. Gimmie those balloons over...lets make this wee fucker fly! I'll teach him to shit on my couch!
Patrick Bateman: Cool... Big spoon baby balloon!! 1 nil!
Dude: What's with the axe....?
by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006
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Lookout: It's Harry Roasters out here today.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.
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Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
Term takes it's name from the Ancient Roman act of gorging on too much food then heading to the vomitorium to make some more room....hence roman shower!
He: What did you have for dinner, Darling?
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.
She: Far too much Honey. I feel queasy.
He: Great....barf on this ya bitch and give me a Roman Shower!
She: Gobble gobble blurrrggh
He: Thats gross, but sexy, but gross.
by Digitalnonsense November 9, 2006
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The game requires several players, alcohol and a pack of cards.
After the initial "initiation" rounds, the players are left with four dealt cards and then enter The Square Of Death - which is ALWAYS marked by all players making an outline of a square with both hands then mimicking the cutting of their own throats.
The square of death is made of a 4 x 4 square of cards and each card carries a differing level of drink penalty or nomination.
There are no winners....just very drunken players.
The game requires several players, alcohol and a pack of cards.
After the initial "initiation" rounds, the players are left with four dealt cards and then enter The Square Of Death - which is ALWAYS marked by all players making an outline of a square with both hands then mimicking the cutting of their own throats.
The square of death is made of a 4 x 4 square of cards and each card carries a differing level of drink penalty or nomination.
There are no winners....just very drunken players.
Legend has it that Elvis, George Best, Ollie Reed and Jimi Hendrix are actually still locked in a game of Square of Death and have not actually died at all.
JFK's head exploded when he thought back to the game of Square of Death he had played the previous night.
Pilot: Hey, our flight is pushed back 2 hours...whuddya wanna do?
Co-Pilot: Square of Death?
Pilot: Good call.
JFK's head exploded when he thought back to the game of Square of Death he had played the previous night.
Pilot: Hey, our flight is pushed back 2 hours...whuddya wanna do?
Co-Pilot: Square of Death?
Pilot: Good call.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.
Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
You must first pick your animal or person to wheel barrow then pour lighter fluid on its face. Set this alight and then raise the animals back legs up, insert your hard cock, and run as far along a rural (or motorway for those city slickers)road as you can before the animal dies, stops running on its front legs and starts to turn into mince as you push it along the road.
Sheep are often used due to their accomodating height and durable build. You can get five times further along the road wheelbarroing a sheep as compared to a sheep dog.
Tourist: (Driving along an unlight country road with his family in his people carrier) Honey, what the hell is that coming towards us?
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
Honey: It...it..it seems to be a man wheelbarrowing a sheep?!
Tourist: Get your camera ready kids!
Honey: I'm gay. I want a divorce.
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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