numberfag 

Someone who thinks they are cool because they were the first, second, third or any number thereof to post in a forum thread, on a video, or an article. the fact of the matter is they aren't cool they are little fags with no originality whatsoever.

Guy 1: first! OMG you guys suckzorz!!

Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!

Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!

Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.

numberfag by Aedu December 20, 2010

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.

a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

Buzz Numbering System by Comedy's Matt Lee and Dr Mark Cousens November 25, 2003

Numberwang 

The following numbers ARE Numberwang: 1, 22, 7, 9, 1002, 2.3, 15, 109876567, 31 etc.

And these numbers are NOT Numberwang: 1, 11, 7, 9, 5667, 0.0009, 69, 5 etc.

There, that should clear that up for you.

The gameshow Numberwang was won with the unlikely Numberwang combination of 1 and 2.

Numberwang by Digitalnonsense November 20, 2006

the numberjacks 

The numberjacks is an amazing animated series about the German front lines, it is animated with precision German engineering, it’s the shit

“Have you seen today’s episode of the numberjacks?”
“Yeah man it’s the best one yet”

the numberjacks by IsTachankaPutin May 10, 2018

Numberwang 

The quiz show sketch on "That Mitchell and Webb Look".

That's Numberwang, Scoff a Number!

Numberwang by Jordan Davies November 1, 2006

number 3 from the numberjacks 

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

number 3 from the numberjacks by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020

numberacy 

A misspelling of numeracy that also denotes familiarity with numbers.

Some politicians may be not be very literate, but can compensate for this by having great Numberacy.

numberacy by Ratbite Jakes May 15, 2019