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When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.
Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.
numb-fuck by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009
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numb fuck 

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.
an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand is blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.
numb fuck by ST3V3 P. March 1, 2009

numb fuck 

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.
an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.
numb fuck by ST3V3 P. February 28, 2009

Numb fuck 

Noun. Numb fucker.

Comes from the family of numb nuts.
What. It's empty numb fuck.
Numb fuck by Real grammar wiz September 17, 2017

Numb Fuck 

When a female has too much to drink and feels nothing during sexual intercourse.
"OMG you let him fuck you? How was it?" "Shit, it was just a numb fuck."
Numb Fuck by Verian June 27, 2018

Numbfuck 

When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.

Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.
Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.

or

Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!
Numbfuck by RosalineG April 25, 2009

NumbFuck 

Lacking in brain power
You numbfuck can't you get anything right!
NumbFuck by Kelly July 18, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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