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Numbfuck 

When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.

Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.
Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.

or

Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!
Numbfuck by RosalineG April 25, 2009
Words you can keep

NumbFuck 

Lacking in brain power
You numbfuck can't you get anything right!
NumbFuck by Kelly July 18, 2003

numbfuck 

One who preforms mindless and seemingly unrewarding activities over and over again. Often used as a synonym for fucktard or stupid. Do not confuse it with dumbfuck.
Due to the large number of numbfucks who attempt to add the names of their friends and pet goldfishes to the Urban Dictionary who are clogging the system, this definition will likely languish for six months before being reviewed and ultimately being rejected by another numbfuck who mistakenly believes that its fun to just click reject on everything they see.
numbfuck by Mr. Normal May 19, 2007
To fuck with a nub. For instance, if you have no arms, but you have nubs, you can insert your nub into someone else's region, and thereby nubfuck them.
Micaela: "Oh God, your nubs are so tender!"
Nubby: "Yeah, I'm pretty good at nubfucking."
nubfuck by IndieSnob November 25, 2006

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016
When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.
Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.
numb-fuck by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009

Numbsuck your asshole 

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb
I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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