npoak 

Acronym for No pressure of any kind.
A phrase used to express when you'd like for someone to do something, but you don't want them to feel ANY pressure to do it or to feel burdened by it.
It is like "No pressure" but shorter and stronger.

When you decide, give me a call. npoak

npoak by O8elisk March 10, 2020

noakes 

To noakes about or to be a noakeser. Is commonly used as a phrase for someone who gets lucky. Especially in regards to sports such as Pool or Snooker.

This term is largely used within the vicinity of British University students when out on social drinking excursions which may include activities revolving around games of Pool. (This term can also be affiliated within the Poker playing circles, when a member does not quite realise the hand he is holding, thus when said player places his hand down on the table, he wins the round and money with ease... Even without a real poker face.

Sheer luck is the common denomination for this particular term. Therefore to noakes, to be a noakeser or to be noakesy is a common attribute to at least one member within the friendship circle.

"That was such a noakes shot"
"Did you see that move, s/he is such a noakeser"
"God, will you stop being so noakesey every time you have a game"
"Jesus he was noakesing about with that hand!"
"Daymnnnnnn, I just got noakesed!"

noakes by unilads1 December 28, 2012

Alfie Noakes 

A sobriquet for any person from the North of England who displays rude manners and low intelligence. From the absurdist 1970s humour of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.

A false name to be given when making a group booking at a fine dining restaurant, where there is a likelihood of poor behaviour by one or more of the guests.

Maitre D': "Never accept a booking from Alfie Noakes again. One of those cunts wiped his arse with the linen table cloth after the soup course"

Alfie Noakes by Jane Mansfield November 17, 2021

Noakhailla 

A man who leaves a ceremony immediately after eating the ceremonial food.

-Ughhh he left my marriage ceremony even without blessing us.
-But he did eat the food provided
-Such a Noakhailla he is

Noakhailla by roughweed January 17, 2020

Noakhailla 

A person native to or inhabiting Noakhali . a man of unusual learning, judgment, or insight . A Person With Clear vision or Foresight. Humble and courageous person , Who dare to ask or do something

he is a Noakhailla . Hi Noakhailla How are you doing . This things is Belongs To a Noakhailla .

Noakhailla by javmah May 15, 2017

noak 

black

noak is black

noak by goegge January 10, 2017

nyoaki

Stupid bitch, loves dick but can't get it

Nyoaki is my dad

nyoaki by Nyoaki's bitch August 7, 2017