nosterday

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

nexterday

The day after tomorrow

I going to Jason's nexterday

by ThisGirlRightHeah April 15, 2015

Nexterday

The day after tomorrow

I have to go to starlite Nexterday

by haters.gonna.hate.homie April 14, 2015

Nexterday

In reference to block schedule for high schools, not tomorrow but the day after tomorrow.

"Dude, don't worry, that big project is due nexterday. You're covered."

by JaneyS November 27, 2013

Nexterday

Something you were supposed to get to yesterday, but didn't. Realizing it was remained undone from yesterday's to-do list, but still can not be addressed within today's already full to-do list, so has to be accomplished on tomorrow's to- do list...a "nexterday problem"

"Hey, Honey, unfortunately, I only had time to gas up your car. I was going to take the car to car wash yesterday too, but my other errands ran long and I just couldn't squeeze it in, and since today we are volunteering all day at the kid's school's spring carnival until long after dark, it will just have to wait until tomorrow. Yet another "nexterday" errand to add to the list!

by Literarian April 6, 2015

nexterday

The day after tomorrow. Also known as two days from now.
Similar to lasterday

Student 1: When is our test, is it tomorrow?
Student 2: No, I think its nexterday.

by Cerealkiller1 November 5, 2007

noterday

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.

Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019