Nowsterday 

Pronounced 'Now-ster-day'

Nowsterday means Now/at this moment/today and Yesterday combined to make Nowsterday.

It is used when you are trying to describe something that happened around Now or Yesterday, either as an excuse or legit reason.

It can also be used to describe how fast you have/had done something.

Worker: "Sorry I haven't been into work, but I've been really sick the past few days"

Boss: "But I just saw you out at the mall"

Worker: "Ya, I just started feeling better, uh, nowsterday"

OR

"I started that project like nowsterday"

Nowsterday by .NumB. March 15, 2009

noterday 

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.

Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.

noterday by QuacksO March 26, 2019

Nesterday 

1. When a 5 year old is trying to explain what he did or is going to do or tell you about something but, since he has no concept yet in length of time to when it really happened or will in the future.

2. A generic "fill-in the blank" day when you really don't know or care about the right answer or your not really going to do it in the first place and blow it off.

Mom: So, Billy when did you make that gift for me at school?Billy answers very excited with a big proud of himself smile: "Oh, I made it like Nesterday or the day before or something!"

Or for the adult with a 5 year olds attitude: when someone calls you requesting a payment of some sort and wants to make arrangements and you answer them with (attitude of course) "Ya, I can pay you like uhm, nesterday. Usually then you end the phone call by giving them "click"and hanging up.

yesterday last time next time never last week next week some day day

Nesterday by GiaMamaMia February 11, 2010

nosterday 

Everyone has experienced a shitty day at some point in their lives. Some of these days are so bad that positive terms like yes are not okay to describe it. That is where nosterday comes in. It is a term used whenever you do not wish to use the yes in yesterday and need a suitable alternative.

Frank: Hey, how were you yesterday?
John: Awful. I got fired from my job, the bank foreclosed my house, and my drug dealer got arrested. It was an utter nosterday.

nosterday by ManMan36 July 4, 2016

Noterday 

When you can't say YESterday because that was a bad day so you say NOterday.

Or maybe it's NOTERday where the noters note extra.

Noterday by Orrinpants December 11, 2022