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Norbingstoes 

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.
"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."
Norbingstoes by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009
Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Norling by Truant January 13, 2004
A portmantaeu of Night and Morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night
"Good Norning" she said as she went to sleep at 6am.
Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004

Norringe 

Verb. To sneak or travel to an out door location with the intention of smoking a joint.
Not sure where I'm gonna smoke with the folks around all day, may have to have a norringe
Norringe by jamie54321 March 11, 2011
Similar to egging, Nogging is the assault or vandalism of any person, place, or thing, using eggnog. The eggnog is most commonly distributed upon said person, place, or thing fresh from the carton. The eggnog carton(s) should be left at the scene of the nogging. Nogging is usually performed in the winter months because eggnog is readily available and will freeze in the cold.
"Lets get some eggnog and go nogging tonight."

"Some stupid kids nogged my car last night!"

"Lets nog my ex's house this weekend."
Nogging by TheNogger November 19, 2011