Nooging 

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

Nooging by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

Nooging 

Nooging is just the anal version of gooning. Much like with gooning, nooging is the act of reaching masturbatory trance state, achieved while spending hours pleasuring your prostate.

The word comes for the term "gooning" but backwards.

A: Yo, where's Nathan? Wasn't he supposed to come with you?
B: Yeah man, Nate said he'd come to the party but he's MIA—you know what that means… he's probably wrist deep in his ass again, nooging all night long.

Nooging by Fuaire June 13, 2023

Nooging 

Getting high and proceeding to masturbate ferociously.

I smoked a lot of marijuana and started nooging.

Nooging by Sirgen January 3, 2024

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object

He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.

Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014

nooding 

The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.

I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel

nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

nyoging

An overly sized banana that can be classified as dildo

Holabels! May kwento akizkis, gorabels ang lola nyey sa nyinistop para mag-buyla meslu ng mga nyoging syempre kailangan ko mag-breakfastlu diba! Syempre sayla ko yung mga nyoging pila akez ganyan oh nyoging nyoging pak! Pag ka getlas mes ng nyoging eto ang nabili kes.......Mars..ang dako..ang daks ems! Mars, kasing laki ng fesang mey..oh! Mars parang ano eh....Mars nakakamatay oh oh look oh hanggang ditobels eh..Laki mars oh..oh..Mars grabe ngayon lang ako makakakain ng ganitong nyoging.....oh diba..hello oh oh saan ka na? nandito na ako..oo, diba pwedeng gawing nyelphone oh diba..pwedeng gawing face..pwedeng iganyan-ganyan sa fesang..emsss..eme..laki SiSss ngayon lang ako makakakain ng ganito kalaking nyoging ang daks talaga sis, kahit nung nasa qatar ako walang ganito kalaking saging sis..super daks diba..bLack DudEs aRe sHaKing sIs..ang laki sis eh oh, Mars ang laki!! i can’t

nyoging by IndioCreates March 2, 2022