Nooging

The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.

Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.

by Trey Cole October 30, 2004

NOOG NOOG!

The sound Pingu makes to indicate anger, frustration, excitement, or to get attention.

Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.

Pingu: NOOG NOOG!

Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.

by catlet December 10, 2009

Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

the noog

an alternate name for Chattanooga, TN

You ready for the lax game in the noog this weekend brah?

by griffdog May 04, 2011

Nooge

someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge

your a f-ing nooge mate

by xavinooge November 01, 2018

Nooge

a person that has set themself apart with ridiculously shady behavior.

a geek.

Mark Wright couldn't be more of a nooge if he tried.

by Buckshot April 01, 2003

Noog

Noun: male semen
Verb: Ejaculation

"I'm gonna noog!!" or "I'm nooging"

by Bitch Fartman August 19, 2018