The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.
Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.
by Trey Cole October 31, 2004
Pingu catches Robby the Seal stealing his weed.
Pingu: NOOG NOOG!
Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.
Pingu: NOOG NOOG!
Robby the Seal gets away, Pingu is pissed.
by catlet December 10, 2009
Kinda like the Indian handshake.
To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.
Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.
Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.
Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
by Mick Bastard September 26, 2009
by griffdog April 14, 2011
someone who is lacking in cerebral activity and generally exhibits characteristics associated with that of acute retardation - a combination of a nong and a stooge
by xavinooge November 02, 2018
by Buckshot April 01, 2003
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