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A portmantaeu of Night and Morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night
"Good Norning" she said as she went to sleep at 6am.
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1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. Time when nobody is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. If still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day...
guy1: Dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: I told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning
norning by jab112233 September 8, 2007
1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. Time when nobody is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. If still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day...
guy1: Dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: I told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning
norning by jab112233 September 11, 2007

Norbingstoes 

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.
"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."
Norbingstoes by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009
Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.
Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
Norling by Truant January 13, 2004
When you're told to replace S with N
nurning: Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nursing assistant by your side, now replace S with N
nurning by Deformiter December 14, 2022
Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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