Norning 

A portmantaeu of Night and Morning used by insomniacs to describe the time when they are going to sleep when it is not night

"Good Norning" she said as she went to sleep at 6am.

Norning by __________Jonathan__________ June 27, 2008

norning 

1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. Time when nobody is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. If still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day...

guy1: Dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: I told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning

norning by jab112233 September 8, 2007

norning 

1. a mixture in between times a little past midnight but before ppl usually wake up

2. Time when nobody is up because they have just fallen asleep and those who are up usually subject to strange behavior that they most likely wont remember the following day

3. If still up at this time will most likely result in something that one will forget the next day...

guy1: Dude i woke up to this totally ugly chik this morning

guy2: I told u not to go lookin for quickies in the norning

norning by jab112233 September 11, 2007

Norbingstoes 

Long, sexy man toes that can only be possessed by the Norb.

"My G-spot has never been rocked quite like that. He must have used his Norbingstoes."

Norbingstoes by Mathseus Hockingsham December 31, 2009

Norling 

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.

Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.

Norling by Truant January 13, 2004

nurning 

When you're told to replace S with N

nurning: Imagine how good your life would be if you had a 26yo nursing assistant by your side, now replace S with N

nurning by Deformiter December 14, 2022

norking 

Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)

You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!

In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.

norking by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004