Truant's definitions

Bonacci

Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.

That Tony and Rico guys, they're always Bonaccis and never a bride in our fantasy football league.

by Truant January 13, 2004

Norling

Noun: A silverback of Northern European ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the Central Texas area.

Verb: To use surprising cunning against and prevail.

Noun: Check out that Norling over there, I hear he has five sacks!

Verb: Truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.

by Truant January 13, 2004

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

by Truant January 13, 2004

vertimbo

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.

Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.

by truant January 13, 2004

UD

(V): To Urban Dictionary. Meaning to coin a word or phrase to describe something, someone, or some situation and to post such on UrbanDictionary.com.

Bushman: "That was great, the time that billy goat attacked you at Joyland."

Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."

by Truant January 14, 2004

July 3

The day before July 4. Nothing special.

Although Patti may have been born on July 3 1986, it was just another day like the day before and the day after it.

by Truant January 14, 2004

Wayno

Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.

Wilson: Hey man, Truant's got two felonies and now the Man's got him pulled over with ten dime bags and a scale.

Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.

by Truant January 13, 2004