July 3

The day before July 4. Nothing special.

Although Patti may have been born on July 3 1986, it was just another day like the day before and the day after it.

by Truant January 14, 2004

Wayno

Noun: A friendly, hardworking, heterosexual, domesticated bartending male of the homonid/homer class. Known to seasonally migrate between Central Texas and home spawning grounds in Michigan.

Wilson: Hey man, Truant's got two felonies and now the Man's got him pulled over with ten dime bags and a scale.

Bushman: Hey, that's kewl. Tell the Man the bags belong to Wayno.

by Truant January 13, 2004

UD

(V): To Urban Dictionary. Meaning to coin a word or phrase to describe something, someone, or some situation and to post such on UrbanDictionary.com.

Bushman: "That was great, the time that billy goat attacked you at Joyland."

Truant: "Shut yer hole or I'll UD yer ass until you cry."

by Truant January 14, 2004

vertimbo

Slang: From the combination of the words "vertical" and "limbo". Refers to having to stand on one's tip-toes and shimmy between a wall or other vertical barrier and the back of a chair. The chair is occupied by a person of enourmous girth.

Truant had to do the vertimbo after lunch to exit the Waterloo Ice House on Burnet Road. Norling laughed.

by truant January 13, 2004

truant

Noun (1): Someone who shirks school or work in pursuit of self-chosen desires.

Noun (2): The pseudonym for quite possibly the most antisocial outcast this planet has seen.

Verb: To shirk school or work in pursuit of self-chosen desires/activities.

Noun (1): Mrs. Felcher: "We used to have a garden gnome, but some truant stole it to hock it for a dime bag."

Noun (2): Wayno: "That Truant guy is a legend in his own mind. Quitting a good job because of his hosebeast boss. Took some balls, man."

Verb: Norling: "Since Truant's gone truant, he ain't been right."

by Truant January 13, 2004

Bonacci

Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.

That Tony and Rico guys, they're always Bonaccis and never a bride in our fantasy football league.

by Truant January 13, 2004

beat the hog

Slang: The act of male masturbation.

Norling promptly whipped out his dong and beat the hog in front of his friends.

by Truant January 13, 2004