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When someone ask you to do something and you say no for a week thats nooting sometimes people ar just lazy
me:myles can you get the remote for me.
myles:man stop nooting and no.
nooting by @braceface_gglao February 7, 2019
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The Sexual act of spreading your partners ass cheeks apart, widening their anus, and shouting noot noot into their cavernous hole.
Tonight ill give you a right nooting!
Nooting by Poxriddenrot June 7, 2022
When you brew a cup of coffee or tea inside of someone’s body, (preferably mouth but other openings will do) and proceed to drink it.
Brad was nooting inside Jessica! Gross!
Nooting by anonymous February 26, 2025

Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014
The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.
I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel
nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015

Notting Hill In-laws

when your in-laws, or your significant others' family are some of the most dysfunctional people around but your partner/significant other is completely normal. Taken from the movie Notting Hill and based on the parents of Hugh Grant's character.
man a) I just got married, but also have a big surprise along with the marriage

man's sister: what is it?

man: If you wanted to say that my wife doesn't love me, that's not it.

sister: Stop putting words in the horse's mouth

man (ignoring the interruption): Lol. i just found out I have Notting Hill In-laws. Mother-in-law is a recovering crack addict and and alcoholic, father-in-law has a criminal record for Bernie Madoff style fraud and has already served time and was released, one brother-in-law is currently in jail for helping smuggle illegal Mexican immigrants into The States. You get the picture. However, what is bizarre in all of this is that my wife has no addiction, no criminal record and is completely sane.

sister: Lol. Are you serious?

man: Dead serious.