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Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game
Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022

Nosfusexed 

1: To be simultaneously nostalgic, confused, and vexed in the lag time between one moving, structured experience and the next.

2: To engage in sexual relations with a vampire.
After returning home from senior year, Jane felt nosfusexed as she sat studying pictures of her college years and considered her current state of unemployment.
Nosfusexed by Simon Dilettante January 9, 2009
A unique online name from the famous internet celebrity only known as "Noobus"

Not much is known about this mysterious Noobus other than he has other names such as "Noobius, Noobiius" "MrSaltyNipps" and "Fleshripper"

The anonymous user named Noobus is often found in online games and forums and is mostly known for being the best at all vidya.
Person one: Holy Crapen, This guy just Pwned me!!1!

Person Two: What was his name?

Person 1: Noobus
Noobus by Noobus November 27, 2013

Noobus Maximus 

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.
DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

noobus maximus 

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.
Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.
noobus maximus by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007
The nook in your woman's tuckus where your junk rests while you spoon.
Rolling over to spoon my wife, I made sure to place my junk in her nookus so I would be comfortable.
nookus by abhorrentbanana June 10, 2010
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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