noofus

1 cross between a n00b & fakin d00fus

2 noob + a doofus

when the noofus adeeeeeeeeebeeeeeeee comes in and acts like a retard for attention in front of the crowd and thinks hes knowledgeable when hes a noob

by Gr1m R3ap3r89 January 21, 2010

Noobus boogers

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

by agooman May 21, 2022

Nosfusexed

1: To be simultaneously nostalgic, confused, and vexed in the lag time between one moving, structured experience and the next.

2: To engage in sexual relations with a vampire.

After returning home from senior year, Jane felt nosfusexed as she sat studying pictures of her college years and considered her current state of unemployment.

by Simon Dilettante January 9, 2009

Noobus

A unique online name from the famous internet celebrity only known as "Noobus"

Not much is known about this mysterious Noobus other than he has other names such as "Noobius, Noobiius" "MrSaltyNipps" and "Fleshripper"

The anonymous user named Noobus is often found in online games and forums and is mostly known for being the best at all vidya.

Person one: Holy Crapen, This guy just Pwned me!!1!

Person Two: What was his name?

Person 1: Noobus

by Noobus November 27, 2013

Noobus Maximus

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.

DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

by illEATurHARTout March 18, 2005

noobus maximus

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.

Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.

by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007

nookus

The nook in your woman's tuckus where your junk rests while you spoon.

Rolling over to spoon my wife, I made sure to place my junk in her nookus so I would be comfortable.

by abhorrentbanana June 10, 2010