noobusile 

The ultimate in noob. Like a regular noob on heroin or a noobus on crack. This noob is such a joke you feel bad telling them to "go die" for fear they suck that much at life they may actually attempt ending it.

Tom says "Cameron you are a noobusile."

Cameron says "This is bullshit! I keep getting quickscoped from across the map!"

noobusile by TheBloodDog23 March 24, 2011

noobsicle 

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness

john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.

noobsicle by Badoola June 13, 2005

noobile 

referring to a sexually attractive player/person that has little to no skill in whatever they are doing.

Person 1: Oh my god, did you just see that hot level 10 Blood Elf rogue?

Person 2: Yeah, she's so noobile!

noobile by That... October 10, 2011

Noobsie 

A mix between a noob and a wussie... A noobsie. Also, a noobsie can refer to someone who just plain sucks at gaming.

"you are a noob"
"look who's talking, noobsie!"

Noobsie by Sahooligan November 27, 2009

noobsicle 

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.

Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.

noobsicle by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009

noobuler

a noob that has the word nuclear in his/her name

Dude, that iz one noobuler n00b.

noobuler by 3374209873272 July 11, 2006

Noobafile

One who continually seeks out noobs and torments them.

LegolasarcherXXX: OMG I just got WoW today and every time I ask for help a level 70 mocks me.

(earlier)

LegolasarcherXXX: Where do I find Westfall?
Level 70 in Epics: Mandrik's Wife
LegolasarcherXXX: OMG why do all you noobafiles have to pick on me

Noobafile by Red White and Dead August 30, 2007