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Noobus boogers 

When a short friend of yours suck at a game
Noobus boogers by agooman May 21, 2022

nooksucker 

Nooksucker is an insult used by trolls, thus meaning when they troll people.
But only the really grumpy trolls.
(Like Karkat)
KK: YOU'RE JUST A STUPID ASS NOOKSUCKER THAT DOESN'T KNOW SHIT
nooksucker by lovelyBeheaded October 13, 2011

The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.
Ah, you had The Norkus Experience
A unique online name from the famous internet celebrity only known as "Noobus"

Not much is known about this mysterious Noobus other than he has other names such as "Noobius, Noobiius" "MrSaltyNipps" and "Fleshripper"

The anonymous user named Noobus is often found in online games and forums and is mostly known for being the best at all vidya.
Person one: Holy Crapen, This guy just Pwned me!!1!

Person Two: What was his name?

Person 1: Noobus
Noobus by Noobus November 27, 2013

Noobus Maximus 

When someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. Often used to insult inexperienced users when they fuck up big time while playing an online computer game.
DragonMan32: *shoots own teammate*
Renegade: omfg, Noobus Maximus! You want to shoot the RED people!
DragonMan32: soz!!1

noobus maximus 

The ancient Latin term for a n00b during the days of the Roman Empire. It now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.
Emperor Nero was total noobus maximus.
...or
Kid 1: I just failed my basic English class.
Kid 2: You're a noobus maximus.
noobus maximus by Skyther Gitlow January 16, 2007