noodlizer

That girl that can make your dick go from hard to looking like a wet noodle in seconds.

"Kendra has gotten really fugly since high school she is a real noodlizer."

by Ballswag96 November 4, 2011

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

Noodler

The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.

Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!

by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

Cougar Noodler

Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.

One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.

I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!

by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010

French Noodler

When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.

"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"

This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

noodler

One who "noodles".
Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.

A. "Dude last night when i was with Lisa, i totally noodled. Im a complete noodler."
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"

by King Heron May 10, 2007

Pot Noodler

A fat greasy pig like office worker who goes home to his one bedroomed flat every night to have a pot noodle & to masturbate furiously to pornagraphy containing young teens.

The pot noodler boiled the kettle,made his pot noodle, took a sharpe knife to the bottom of the Pot, twisted so there was enough room to slide his funghi cock slowly into the noodles as his skin burns and his semen flows.

by darloborn&inbred July 24, 2010