Noodlie 

a small dirty blonde colored creature, interested mostly in eating, sleeping and other small things called 'luis'. Ocassionly ventures from its home to socialize, though prefers more isolation. Can become violent when irritated, but is generally a good pet.

Ahh! look at the Noodlie running down the steps with a bad minton racket!

Noodlie by AngieObviously November 1, 2004

Noodlie 

Someone who’s noodlie

Natalie is very noodlie sometimes

Noodlie by Connor Schell September 3, 2020

Noodler 

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle 

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

thunder noodle by mooncow728 July 21, 2021

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Noodleify 

When you turn a non-noodle into a noodle. Coined by Danger Darcy about 6 months ago.

"I've really let myself go. I should noodleify a cucumber to eat healthier."

Noodleify by TheREALCoolGuy23 January 20, 2019