Noodlerob

To use web filtering software or "censorware" in order to unblock a banned web address at a school or university campus.

"No, that website was blocked so I had to noodlerob it."

by GokuJake May 22, 2008

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

NoodleTools

A web application for writing bibliographies in MLA and various formats. Most students who use this hate it for its complexity.

Teacher: "Okay everyone, remember to use NoodleTools to write your bibliography."
Student 1: *whispers* "I hate NoodleTools."
Student 2: *whispers* "Me too."

by FallenXP December 4, 2017

Noodler

The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.

Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!

by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

NoodleTools

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.

God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.

by TheKrupster March 29, 2019

noodlebop

When your dancing to some tunes and your body loses bones.

I was dancing to the music when my body became a jelly fish and started noodlebopping.

by Casey and Jackie November 3, 2008

NoodleBomber

Means a DJ who has an extraordinary talent and skill.

"NoodleBomber makes the crowd shake every time he performs!"

by NoodleBomber October 27, 2018