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An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.
Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

NoodleTools 

A web application for writing bibliographies in MLA and various formats. Most students who use this hate it for its complexity.
Teacher: "Okay everyone, remember to use NoodleTools to write your bibliography."
Student 1: *whispers* "I hate NoodleTools."
Student 2: *whispers* "Me too."
NoodleTools by FallenXP December 4, 2017
The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.
Steve: Yo bro, I was elbow deep in Lisa’s ass last night!

Paul: The Noodler, a classic move!
Noodler by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019

NoodleTools 

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.
God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.
NoodleTools by TheKrupster March 29, 2019

noodlebop 

When your dancing to some tunes and your body loses bones.
I was dancing to the music when my body became a jelly fish and started noodlebopping.
noodlebop by Casey and Jackie November 3, 2008

NoodleBomber 

Means a DJ who has an extraordinary talent and skill.
"NoodleBomber makes the crowd shake every time he performs!"
NoodleBomber by NoodleBomber October 27, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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