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When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.
My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.
noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noobiness 

Adjective;
One who is inevitably, without a doubt, a noob in all situations.
Kye cannot even handle it. He is pure noobiness.
noobiness by Prothesis October 1, 2014

noodleness 

Having the qualities of a noodle
See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!
noodleness by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Nerdliness 

Some thing or someone that is nerdy, in a cool way...
a mix between "deadly" and "nerdy".
wow... harry potter is nerdliness. Its so awesome a geeky.
Nerdliness by HBPIA October 23, 2010

noeliness 

A verb describing the act of a person, usually a teacher, completely deconstructing every sense of worth or dignity in their students.
"My IQ would offend you", said the teacher, exhibiting his Noeliness.
noeliness by Conway Loves Conway December 9, 2018
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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