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K’noodled 

When you have taken so much Ketamine you feel like a noodle.

When a person is k’noodled they may also feel like a whacky-waving-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man.
“Shouldn’t have taken that last bump, I’m so k’noodled right now

“Man I was so k’noodled last night
K’noodled by Flüf January 3, 2019
Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
(verb) To nag or annoy someone, especially in order to motivate them to do something. (noun) Someone who does this.
I hate to be a noodge, but you're going to have to do some work today.
noodge by anarcissie April 22, 2008
This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.
Oh he's being such a noodge!
Noodge by M i l e s December 9, 2004

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)
"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."
crotch noodge by slothymcgee February 14, 2008
Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
Noodled by Noodle Supporter May 25, 2012