Noodled 

Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.

1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle

Noodled by Noodle Supporter May 25, 2012

noodled 

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

noodled by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Noodled 

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

Noodled by A Pirate June 25, 2012

Noodled 

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.

"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"

Noodled by Turbo303 February 23, 2014

noodled 

To get brain shot out of head.

Gettin yo wig split open.

"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!

Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?

On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!

noodled by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

noodled 

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;

noodled by john lampy May 8, 2008

noodled 

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

noodled by Laura May 26, 2004