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Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
by Noodle Supporter February 29, 2012
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A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
by markishmark June 12, 2008
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To get brain shot out of head.

Gettin yo wig split open.
"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!

Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?

On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!
by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019
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To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.
"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"
by Turbo303 February 20, 2014
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1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 08, 2008
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