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Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.
Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.
Nooged by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009
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When one gets absolutely fucked on alcohol or drugs
Mate you good
Nah mate I’m fully nooped
Trues nan
Nooped by FreshAverage69 February 12, 2018
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Nooged • Nooger • Nooge • noobed • nooget • Nooted • nooned • Nogged • noobed out • nooped
1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law
Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there
Nonged by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

Flubber Noogen 

A Swedish spice that can be used for any kind of cooking
Don't put too much Flubber Noogen in the soup or else it will taste bad.

Nig Nogged 

Being Nig nogged is the same as using such slang terms as fucked, dicked over, or shafted. The only difference is when you are getting nig nogged a black person tends to cause what ever fucked you over.
While i visiting a local niggerville i parked my car and went off in search of the niglets who stole my sons bike i returned to see that my car had been nig nogged and was sitting on blocks
Nig Nogged by Admiral Nig Nog July 29, 2009

get noobed 

a word when you make fun of someone on roblox or in real life the word was first used in gamer egypt when someone was getting mummyfide they would say get anoobis making fun of anubis
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get noobed by spaz bat October 9, 2019
U got noobed bitch
Noobed by Gogy January 29, 2021
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