A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008
"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!
Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?
On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!
Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?
On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!
by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019
1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 08, 2008
by nametag68 March 05, 2005
To own someone at Call Of Duty.
by scout11594 March 01, 2011
verb, "to noodle" - means to mull over, think about, contemplate, ponder, puzzle over or brain-storm.
1) "Jack, do we have a way to make gold from salt-water, yet?" "I don't think so, Bob. Let me noodle that one for a bit. I'll get back to you!"
2) Christy was struggling with her Powerpoint presentation, so she decided to take a break and noodle it.
3) The physics students were always noodling over one or another silly idea.
2) Christy was struggling with her Powerpoint presentation, so she decided to take a break and noodle it.
3) The physics students were always noodling over one or another silly idea.
by Jonas Moses -Dpt. of Physics at UIC July 02, 2004