anarcissie's definitions

organic

hairy; unshaven, not depilated, bearded, woolly

His stash spread to his chin -- he's gone totally organic!

by anarcissie July 7, 2009

walking in fours

'Walking in fours' is a police technique for patrolling an extremely dangerous neighborhood on foot, and suggests a very aggressive assertion of authority. The phrase is sometimes extended to 'Walking in fours and kicking down doors', that is, breaking into people's houses to effect raids for drugs or guns, or to create a sense of terror.

'They walking in fours and kicking down doors,' said an inmate of East L.A. looking to get somewhere else in a hurry.

by anarcissie January 9, 2011

air cat

A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.

Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.

by anarcissie January 14, 2011

homintern

A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.

Oh, he must have been in the Homintern.

by anarcissie January 14, 2011

point

A mythical award given for the accomplishment of an improbable crime, act of violence, or accident, especially with a car; for instance, running over an ordinary pedestrian counts as one point, running over a pregnant nun on a bicycle is worth five points, but running a bus full of pregnant nuns off a cliff is given 40 points. The crime need not be automotive -- firearms, bombs, inflammable fluids and the operation of heavy machinery are also acceptable means. Pregnant nuns, extraterrestrials, hallucinations and in-laws are favored targets.

Yo, if you hit that nun on the unicycle there it's at least six points.

by anarcissie January 15, 2011

wet job

Secret-agent work in which someone is murdered. Also 'wet work' or 'wet operation'. Term was invented by KGB and is a translation of the Russian mokroe delo.

Terminating the leader of the opposition with extreme prejudice was a wet job for which Agent Morcomb was admirably suited.

by anarcissie January 16, 2011

zoned

In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.

The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.

-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)

by anarcissie January 20, 2011