noodge

(verb) To nag or annoy someone, especially in order to motivate them to do something. (noun) Someone who does this.

I hate to be a noodge, but you're going to have to do some work today.

by anarcissie April 22, 2008

Noodge

This is my mothers word, it means to be nosey, pushy and a general pain in the ass. It sometimes means having an attitude the size of montana on your shoulders and projecting that all over the place. Generally this is not a nice thing but can be used in a nice context.

Oh he's being such a noodge!

by M i l e s December 9, 2004

noodge

Someone who will not go anywhere fun, or do anything fun and, in general, rejects all fun things. He or she prefers to sit home.

Mom: Dad, lets go on a trip! Dad: No. Mom: You're being a noodge.

by tiredofALWAYSmakingtheplans September 11, 2011

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

by slothymcgee February 14, 2008

Noodler

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

touch noodle

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

by mooncow728 July 21, 2021