nongay gay 

Someone who looks, talks, and has never dated someone of the opposite gender but claims to not be gay even though everyone knows they are

friend 1- “Logan thinks he’s gay, so do i”
person- *in high voice* “I AM NOT GAY YOU FRIED CHICKEN FUCK”

friend 2- “okay so you’re a nongay gay”

nongay gay by wutthefrickdy October 25, 2017

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.

I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend by mecisthebestestever September 12, 2009

non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

non-gay gay marriage by Desmond White December 1, 2009

non gay gay friend 

as a male when you have worked your way into being close enough to a female that she shares everything with you as she would a male 'gay friend' but there is absolutely no chance of sex. the no sex clause may be shared or put in the closet by the individual with 'feelings.' if the trust is broken, you are no longer the non gay gay friend.

this is being as deep in the 'friend zone' as humanly possible. you blew it or have now have a great female friend. there is no proof that this does not lead to homosexuality.

I had suspicions I was gay when Lindsey and Kassie became my besties and I their favorite non gay gay friend.

non gay gay friend by anco bluzea November 25, 2010

gay notgay 

When a man eats another man’s ass on accident during a three-some with a woman.

I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so it’s gay notgay.

gay notgay by Larrykernen April 13, 2022

Non-Gay 

Non-Gay. The only possible word to describe someone who's Non-Gay.

Oh, u r Non-Gay too? Yeah, same.

Non-Gay by PewDiePieIsNotTheFather May 15, 2020

non-gay man love 

affection between male acquaintances, that is in no way homosexual

also know as NGML

guy 1 - "man I love you"
guy 2 - "I love you too!"
guy 1 - "looks like a case of non-gay man love"

non-gay man love by sluggaa November 6, 2010