Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.
by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

When you and your friends decide to ride a train on the one friend that still lives at homes mom, during or around Christmas time
Hey Kyle, is Clark coming to the Christmas party? No he is still upset the 8 of us pulled The Polar Express on his mom.
by Larrykernen December 08, 2022

by Larrykernen March 24, 2022

I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so it’s gay notgay.
by Larrykernen April 13, 2022
