Definitions by Larrykernen

The polar express 

When you and your friends decide to ride a train on the one friend that still lives at homes mom, during or around Christmas time

Hey Kyle, is Clark coming to the Christmas party? No he is still upset the 8 of us pulled The Polar Express on his mom.

The polar express by Larrykernen December 8, 2022

The good wife syndrome 

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

The good wife syndrome by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

gay notgay 

When a man eats another man’s ass on accident during a three-some with a woman.

I was in a threesome with another man and woman the other night and I accidentally ate the other guys ass, I make that mistake every time, so it’s gay notgay.

gay notgay by Larrykernen April 13, 2022

manstuffies 

Doing man stuff when you have never done a manly man thing in your entire life

Hey man can u open this with the knife I gave you? #manstuffies

manstuffies by Larrykernen March 24, 2022