nongay 

A synonym for someone who is definitely straight. A nongay is typically defined by his/her gay friends.

Hector is nongay, the complete opposite of his gay friend, Daisy.

nongay by Daisy Gaylia April 29, 2008

nongay gay 

Someone who looks, talks, and has never dated someone of the opposite gender but claims to not be gay even though everyone knows they are

friend 1- “Logan thinks he’s gay, so do i”
person- *in high voice* “I AM NOT GAY YOU FRIED CHICKEN FUCK”

friend 2- “okay so you’re a nongay gay”

nongay gay by wutthefrickdy October 25, 2017

notgays

A condition that is used to plainly and openly show to everyone that someone is, in fact, not gay. Often used in movies or TV shows where male protagonists might be considered gay if there wasn't a scene explicitly showing his heterosexuality, thereby providing him with a case of the notgays to ease viewers and let them know that they are not watching a show with a homosexual character.

First popularized by Harry Plinkett of RedLetterMedia in his review of Star Trek (2009).

Viewers might have thought Spock and Kirk are gay for each other, but since J.J. Abrams made Kirk a ladies' man and had Spock be in a weird relationship with Uhura, we all can rest easy knowing they have a case of the notgays.

notgays by Backlace August 6, 2011

nongamer 

One who does not game in the normal fashion. It could also be someone who partakes only in lame games or games that are not accepted by

the gaming community at large. Also, someone who doesn't accept gamer culture and is a troll. Flashgamer is a subcategory of nongamer and can be equally obnoxious and offensive.

guy 1: I'm so cool i play smite everyday by myself and rage quit every match.
Guy 2: bro ur kind of a nongamer.

nongamer by 12345pene March 30, 2015

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend 

(NGGF) A friend who is not gay, but acts like the gay friend that every girl wants. He goes for coffee with you, sits and listens intently to all of your problems for hours on end (especially guy problems). He offers advice from a guy's perspective and tries to make sense of the way guys' minds work. He is the ultimate guy friend who will always be there for you. Because they are not gay, it is possible to hook up with NGGFs, but it complicates things because you are simply such good friends and know absoluetly every detail about each other's sexual lives. You should however reserve these guys as a back-up plan if you don't get married by the age of...say 40. NGGFs are so much fun to be around. They also tend to be very good looking, but unfortunately, they are quite rare.

I met my non-gay-gay-friend at starbucks yesterday. We chatted for 3 hours then went for a walk in a ravine.

Non-Gay-Gay-Friend by mecisthebestestever September 12, 2009

Nonay 

A Nosey neighbor. The ones that gossip about what you say and do when its none of their business in the first place

The nonay is outside again so i'm not leaving the house right now.

Nonay by Sassie1980 October 3, 2008

non-gay gay marriage 

A marriage between two people of the same gender who are not gay. Usually considered the pinnacle of a bromance where two bro's decide to become partners for life in a straight way. This is like in that movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry." Although Chuch and Larry were pretending to be gay, they were actually two straight men who married for reasons involving pensions or something.

"Don't worry man, everyone here knows this is a non-gay gay marriage."

"You wanna have sex?"
"No."
"Good."
"Fine."

non-gay gay marriage by Desmond White December 1, 2009